How to catch a sprite

sit perfectly still
wait wait some more (stop blinking so much!) keep waiting the sun will coat the spider's web in a honey-like warmth that a Sprite cannot resist (seriously it's like crack to them) you'll see the web stir and the gold start to disappear... now! get it! I mean grab it! like with your hands no they don't bite (well not hard anyway) but whatever you do DON'T TOUCH ITS WINGS the dust will seep into your skin and every time you touch someone you love your blood will rage and feel like it's on fire!!! oops yes, that's true I probably should have told you that earlier shit my bad...
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